Showing posts with label My Show and Tell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label My Show and Tell. Show all posts

Episode #10: Ang Labo Mo Naman!!

04 February 2010



I was down on all fours – peeking under the table – trying to unplug the laptop – not realizing that my big ‘rear-view’ was in full view to everyone in the resto . . .

HER:     Ano ba?!? . . . WHAT are you doing?!? . . . Let the waiters do that na lang kasi!

ME:       I'm okay . . .  I’m not too fat to bend over . . . (Sexy naman ako ah . . . eh . . . 10 years ago . . . heh heh.)

HER:     Well . . .  uhmmm . . . . WHATEVER!! . . . (Hay naku – ang lakas ng imagination nito!)

We were still laughing at ourselves as I finally managed to yank the plug out of the socket . . .

The Bratinella had just delivered her seminar for entrepreneurs . . . Out-of-the-box . . . Unconventional . . . Straight-to-the-Point . . . Bulls-eye . . . Clear + Precise + Concise . . . PRACTICAL WISDOM . . . Usable + Do-Able!

As we chatted in her car, the Bratinella popped her favorite question . . .

HER:     So . . . what are your insights from today?

ME:       Kakaiba ka talaga . . . what a way to conduct a seminar!

HER:     What do you mean??

ME:       There was never a dull moment . . . especially every time you waved your Magic Wand . . . WINNER –  ‘FGM’  FairyGodMother ka talaga!

Episode #9: The Wife

23 January 2010




I was working on my PC . . . Wifey and our little princess were still awake, watching TV.

Riiiinnngggg! . . . Riiiinnngggg!

The silence of the night was suddenly broken . . . Our not-so-tiny-tot beat us to the phone.
                                                                                                                                          
As I watched her, I couldn't help but imagine what the Bratinella looked like at my child's age . . . Probably the same . . . Mwahahaha!

Moments later, she handed me the phone.

Princess:    Dada!! . . . Girlfriend mo!

Me:             Huh?!! (My suspicions were right . . . Bratinella-Jr in-the-making din ito!)

I cupped the receiver in my hands so that the Bratinella wouldn’t hear my comment.

Me:             Sino’ng nagsabi girlfriend ko ‘to?

Princess:    Si mommy . . .


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